August 2011
2 posts
Aug 4th
“I never learned how to ride a bicycle”
– -Peggy Hill
Aug 4th
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March 2011
2 posts
Mar 14th
1 note
Important KOTH Update
King of the Hill fans, if you’ve been enjoying the series on Netflix Instant Watch for the past year, I have bad news for you. KOTH will no longer be available on Instant Watch starting April 1st. So if you want to contribute to Judge Ye Not with some screen grabs of the show, get to work now. I wish it were an April Fool’s joke, but no. I’m sorry.
Mar 14th
February 2011
4 posts
Feb 17th
“I wanna score! And I want money! But I never get it! …Damnit!”
– Beavis
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
Drug Satire
If I had to pick the number one reason why I don’t do drugs, it’s because I’m cheap. Drugs cost money, and I’d rather spend that money on my wife or dog. Besides, alcohol and coffee suffice. And, honestly, who really needs drugs anymore? Drug culture has already come and gone. It was a supplement to the rebellious counter-culture of the beats and hippies. It made for some...
Feb 7th
January 2011
3 posts
Jan 25th
“Fine we won’t go to any church. You, and I, and our son will live the...”
– Peggy Hill
Jan 25th
1 note
4 tags
Jan 1st
December 2010
10 posts
6 tags
“Where’s my eggnog! Bring me my eggnog!”
– Cotton Hill
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Have Yourself A Satirical Little Christmas
Is it ever appropriate to satirize a holiday? If it’s a holiday driven by greed, delusional religious beliefs, and materialism, then absolutely. Christmas is sold as “the most wonderful time of the year.” Isn’t that just absurd though? Talk about audacious marketing tactics. And what pressure families are under to make sure everyone is happier during the end of December...
Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
7 notes
3 tags
“You know I always say, more gay couples should have children.”
– Gerald, The Goode Family
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
3 tags
Fun With Stereotypes
Are all Texans republican Christians? Are all teenagers metalhead perverts? Are all liberals elitist hippies? In the real world, the answer across the board is “no.” But in the world of satire, stereotypes are essential. We shout a resounding “yes” to any and all stereotypes in this world. Remember, everything is wrong in the world of satire. No character is correct,...
Dec 7th
4 tags
Dec 3rd
28 notes
4 tags
“so I figure if we knock down that wall, and build a new wall over there,...”
– -Hank Hill
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
1 note
November 2010
16 posts
3 tags
Reverse Psychology
Even though it’s easy to relate to Mike Judge’s characters, they are not actually designed to be viewed as heroes. Satire is a little bit like reverse psychology, in that it should make a viewer want to do the opposite of what the characters do. This is tricky, because it doesn’t always work. American cartoons have long used reverse psychology in conjunction with gags, most...
Nov 30th
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Nov 27th
6 tags
“Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and...”
– Lumbergh, Office Space
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Satire Basics
Satire is easily misunderstood. By its nature, it is sarcastic. It is very different from other forms of comedy because its primary goal is not to make us laugh, but to think. In a sense, it is a form of moralism, because satire is designed to discredit a folly or vice. Good satire is hard to come by, because it is very complex, sophisticated, and, quite honestly, requiring of much patience and...
Nov 21st
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Nov 19th
5 tags
“I love art! I care about art! I MAJORED in art!”
– -The Goode Family, episode 5
Nov 17th
WatchWatch
I mean, did you like, invent extract or something?
Nov 17th
5 tags
The Football Vice
“If Bobby doesn’t love football, he won’t lead a fulfilling life, and then he’ll die.” -Hank Hill The most popular sport in America is football. And by popular, I mean people can make it the most important part of their lives. As the above Hank Hill quote indicates, Americans value football so much that they include it as an essential ingredient to personal happiness. Take Hank Hill, a former...
Nov 15th
4 tags
Nov 13th
146 notes
5 tags
“So you’re gonna fire Samir and Michael and give me more money?...”
– Peter Gibbons, Office Space
Nov 10th
4 tags
WatchWatch
Mike Judge on Space Ghost
Nov 8th
4 tags
When the Mean Means Vice
According to Aristotle’s Nicomachean Ethics, a vice is either an excess or deficiency of what would otherwise be a virtuous mean. In other words, the best way is the middle, not too far left or too far right. Mike Judge regularly uses Aristotelian ethics as his grounding for satirizing contemporary American vice. For example, Office Space exposes the vice of laziness. Beavis and Butthead...
Nov 8th
3 tags
Nov 5th
5 tags
“Huh huh, huh huh huh… Huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh… Huh huh, huh...”
– Beavis’ haiku
Nov 4th
4 tags
WatchWatch
“Xtra Big-Ass Taco!”
Nov 4th
7 tags
Hilloween
A holiday is one of the best ways for a group of Americans to forget how lousy their everyday lives are. Instead of bemoaning the same old banalities of work and family, holidays allow us to take a break and enjoy something silly. During Christmas we either celebrate the birth of Christ, or commercialism, and oftentimes both. Easter is a celebration of eggs, chocolate, and the literal belief in...
Nov 1st
October 2010
18 posts
6 tags
Oct 28th
5 tags
“I make extract. That’s what I do. You know? Vanilla…”
– Joel, Extract
Oct 26th
4 tags
WatchWatch
“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
Oct 26th
4 tags
Are Beavis and Butthead Gay?
In an interview with John Stewart that took place over a decade ago, Mike Judge told him “they’re not gay.” So that’s that? Even though they spend all of their time together, gaze longingly at the machismo Todd, and never pursue any romantic relationships with members of the opposite sex, apparently they’re just not gay. Or are they? The 90s’ were a tumultuous...
Oct 25th
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Oct 22nd
13 notes
4 tags
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Mike Judge and Mark Twain
If you’ve been trying to find someone who compares to Mike Judge’s brand of satire, I’m pleased to suggest that he may actually share the most similarities with the father of American literature—Mark Twain. Consider the following: Humor. Not all satire is funny. The primary intent of satire is to discredit vice or folly, but both Twain and Judge were humorists. Both men...
Oct 18th
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Oct 15th
6 tags
“My barber Jack always says, ‘Hair grows, even during a recession.’”
– Hank Hill
Oct 14th
4 tags
WatchWatch
unscannable
Oct 14th
1 note
5 tags
You're A Very Bad Person, Peter Gibbons
As much as we don’t want to admit it, Peter Gibbons is a bad example. Jennifer Aniston’s character actually uttered the real moral of Office Space, and it went against Peter’s philosophy. ” Most people don’t like their jobs. But you go out there and find something that makes you happy.” Of course her character isn’t perfect. She’s slept around,...
Oct 11th